Platform: Atomic Chicken
Artist: Bob Conge
surprise your crush with worms. 1000 live worms shipped right to their door
Most effective if your crush is a large reptile
My little sisters made paper hearts with words on them and taped them up all over the apartment. While a few them have traditional valenitnes phrases, upon closer inspection, many of the hearts say stuff like “worms,” “potatoes”, and “mustard”.
I wish I had lived my teenage years in the 90s
As someone that DID live his teenage years in the 90s I can say beyond any shadow of reasonable doubt that NO you don’t. You really, really fucking don’t.
Are the 90s the new 80s or something?
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
If I saw something like that, as long as the little pain-butts didn’t have a way to actually GET INSIDE THE HOUSE, I’d probably leave it alone. That’s the coolest looking thing I’ve seen in a while.
… Did they really just build a freaking hive inside of the door?????
Gamygyn, a Marquis of Hell, appears as a small white horse, teaches all liberal sciences, and can give an accounting of souls who drowned in the sea.
(available as a sticker!)